I know everyone is starting to get excited - the new Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen has had premiere. But any normal person, that is not a "nerd" or sexually attracted to "robotic-violence" - will not find 150 minutes of futuristic robot-madness and desutruction of buildings and vehicles; entertaining.

However, I realized afterwards, I only need to watch 5 minutes of the movie in order to be satisfied. The 5 minutes in which, director Micheal Bay decided to expose Megan Fox's stunning figure (her ass) - to the world - and the world LOVED IT! The scene - where she's painting on the motorcycle - was almost worth watching all the crap afterwards for. That was 145 minutes I will never get back - but, 5 minutes that carved a new memory in my brain - which will haunt my mind everytime I'm in the mood for - you know - masterbation.

But, if you're looking for violence, in its simplest form - turn on TV4 Sport, to see two opponents beat-the-living-hell out of each other in the octagon, at the Ultimate Fighting Championship. (i.e. not Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen).

If you're looking for a sexy image of Megan Fox - i suggest you download nude photographs from PirateBay.com (i.e. do not watch this fucking movie!)

And finally, if you're actually looking for a movie, where homosexual robots - fight each other, whilst searching for some sort of cube-like object; (which apprently has great meaning for these cars - or robots - or whatever they are!) - You should PROBABLY look at Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen. 

And also, Megan Fox belongs to Viceman - that is me, if you already didn't know that. I suggest you to keep this in mind - if you lay one hand on that ass - I will find your MSN Messenger ID and "diss" you, until you cry. Understood?

Viceman, out!